greediness kills!


Ignorant Peoples

to the world of ignorant peoples...
they are...
obnoxious and loud
stuck up and proud
eating with their hands
eating off the land
ugly and old
growing fungus and mold
smelly and mean
teeth all rotten and green
what i dislike the most
what i think is gross
is the way they talk
out of their butts.

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Beautiful Ladybug

Big D is filled with creativity. Amongst her most infamous writings, she's also written other less known items. Below is an example:

A long, long time ago, there was a beautiful ladybug. She lived with her mommy and her daddy and twelve brothers and sisters. She loved crawling around in the garden around her house and smelling the sweet fragrance of the flowers. The sun always shone and the sky was a wonderful baby blue. Life was good and there was a joy joy feeling of contentment in the air. Joy joy and then one day, her simple happy happy little life was snuffed out by the awful thundering of size nine Reeboks. With the thick rubber sole and spiked tread. Life can be cruel and short. One minute you're smelling the flowers and the next minute, your face is smashed into a petal and the stem-oh that terrible stem- pokes your eyes out.

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Smoldering Embers

I sit here thinking
And feel my body sinking
As if I were shrinking
While an odor is stinking
The air.

I hold my nose
My mouth I close
As my fume blows
I wonder who knows
That I sit here.

My friends would tease
Don't tell them please
That I need to ease
And emit that breeze
Bubbling and tickling my rear.

It is my belief
That this type of relief
While silent as a thief
Gives everyone grief
If they were really near.



The kids are growing up so fast. Just today, Jayden told me he was the "Man for the Ladies". Man for the ladies!! Goodness, this boy is only 7 years old! 7! When I asked if it was for old or young ladies that were Kaylee's age, he said "No, they're too young. 2nd grade." (of course, i'm cutting to the gist of the conversation. there was a lot in the middle but it's all fluff.) I asked him what makes him the "Man for the Ladies", and he replies, "My body and my mind." I asked for the names and social security numbers of these ladies, but he wouldnt budge. I can bet none of his uncles nor his father can say that they were/are the Man for the Ladies. Well, here's a pic of the "Man for the Ladies".

And of course, here's his little sister.


A new year

Another year has gone by, and like many others, I can barely remember anything. What I remember most is working and going to school. Then again, I've been going to school (on and off) for all my life. (Side note, I should be graduating in Summer '07. woo hoo!) Steve & I didnt do much this past weekend. I cleaned. He sat. I reorganized furniture. He sat. I filed. He sat. Well, you get the gist. Dada came down New Year's Eve, and spent it with Steve & I. We did nothing but talk and drink. Yes, Dada had 2 (count them- uno, dos) shots of whiskey & absinthe. After we watched Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve, we chatted like school girls, and passed out. Dick Clark, btw, was slightly slurring and a second or two behind when counting down. Poor Dick Clark. I hope he'll still be around for '08.

Let's see what we did in 2006. In January, we did nothing. February was also a short month. March went by quickly. April was quiet. May ended my spring semester. June was the 6th month of the year. July, I was at mom & dad's for a few weeks 'cuz Steve was in Russia. August, we went to Maine. September, I did some more of nothing. October's Halloween was the first I actually dressed up. November, we went to my first Knicks game & we had courtside seats. December, we actually partied. And there was our 2006. Try not to be overwhelmed. :-)

2007 should be a good year. I might join a gym. I should be graduating. And eventually, I'm going to quit my job and be a bum. Woo hoo!

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