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my Ode to Ben

I found this "Ode to Ben" when I was cleaning out my inbox... thought it was appropriate since she is graduating and going to Greece...

Your armpits are hairy
Your legs are too,
Like thorns they pierce me
Through and through

Your forehead is large
Your limbs are long
It’s hard to say
Which part of you belongs

Your nose is puggish
Your eyes are small
I’d insult your boobs
If you had any at all

You’re a mismatch of shapes
A collage of parts
You’d be a Picasso
If people were art

But we’re still related
And I know how too –
Look at our rears
To see the clue!